Explain this to me

How can one get lost going someplace that's maybe a 5 minute drive from there house???? Not only that but it's someplace they go often!!!!!!! Yup, that someone is me! I was driving aimlessly forever until I pulled over to call Bart to find out how to get where I was going.

Okay .... you think that's bad. I get to where I was going, pick up the letter .... it's not even the right letter!!!! So I was made, so what else to do but to go shopping! Off to the scrapbook store I go ..... I get there fine, but getting home was another story!!!!! I get off on the wrong exit, then I kept driving in circles and I have no idea how I got where I ended up!!!! FINALLY I get home ... but geez!!!!!