Let's quote Simon Travaglia!

Allowing yourself to smile takes 99% of the effort.

Death is inevitable, but Life - that's the tricky bit where things happen.

Don't borrow someone else's spectacles to view yourself with.

It would absolutely suck if you paid a few bucks for a book only to find that on the first page it said, 'Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after' and the rest of the book was blank.

It's good to follow the path of personal happiness to some extent. People tend to get upset however when you drive a steamroller down it.

Knowing the rules and remembering the rules are two completely different things.

Names are what people sometimes use to excuse their thoughts and actions towards you.

Now sometimes I think that booze is like a mental microfiche reader and as you add alcohol the magnification just increases.

Of all the things I could know, my own faults and weaknesses are pretty much the most important.

On the bus of MY life, sometimes I drive, sometimes I'm just a passenger and other times (like now) I'm a tour guide.

The greatest barrier to someone achieving their potential is their denial of it.

The problem I have with making an intelligent statement is that some people then think it's not an isolated occurrence.